Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Hamilton

Hamilton: Don't make me name the Scottish play.

(Two seconds later)

Macbeth!

Monday, July 17, 2017

Hamilton Lyrics: Say No to This

[HAMILTON]:
Longing for Angelica, missing my wife
That's when AND PEGGY walked into my life
She said:

[MARIA]:
I know you are a man of honor
[AND PEGGY]:
Daddy said not to go downtown
[MARIA]:
I’m so sorry to bother you at home
[AND PEGGY]:
By sundown

[HAMILTON]:
That’s when I began to pray:
Lord, show me how to
Say no to this
I don’t know how to—

[AND PEGGY]:
NO!
>:(

[HAMILTON]:
☉_☉

[AND PEGGY]:
>:(

[HAMILTON]:
☉_☉

[AND PEGGY]:
>:[

[HAMILTON]:
k bye

Saturday, July 1, 2017

Abominations that I Want


  • P!nk's "Raise Your Glass" but when she says "Why so serious?" it's replaced by the Joker
  • Scenes from Nolan's dark, gritty Dark Knight trilogy set to the original cheesy TV Batman music to change its tone
  • A mashup of Lindsey Stirling's Stars Align with music from Star Wars. 
  • A mashup called Work by Rihanna ft. Schuyler Sisters, 5th Harmony, Iggy Azalea, Ciara, & Britney Spears
  • A parody of "Helpless" (from the Broadway show about everyone's favorite ten dollar founding father) called "Hopeless"
  • A speeding song for moms
    • Mention Waze exclusively to get money from them (it's an obvious product placement)
    • Police
    • Get out the way
    • Jaywalkers get punished
    • Rules for passing: pass on the left in the US
    • Mention feet made out of lead
  • Realistic band music notations
    • Any given solo: "show off, like playing this part is difficult and deserves applause"
    • Piccolo: "harsh and too loud, like Satan's train whistle"
    • Tenor sax: "loud and brash, like a ship going out to sea"
    • Wood block: "it usually sounds like a horse or a clock, so don't try anything different"
    • Oboe: "Omega speedmaster; old-fashioned, refined"
  • Pre-selected radio stations that display the radio station number at all times
  • Dramatic reading of Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off"
  • Dramatic reading of "How Bad Could I Be"