Thursday, October 20, 2016

I Feel Witty, Oh So Witty!

Having concerts seats too far away from the stage may result in:
  • Vertigo
  • Altitude sickness
  • Acrophobia
  • Sensation of falling
  • Sleepiness
  • Confusion
  • Recognition of myopia
  • Existential crisis

Wednesday, October 5, 2016

Learn Something New Every Day

TIL the Arthur theme song lyrics say:
"[E]verybody that you meet
has an original point of view." 


"[E]verybody that you meet
has an origin upon to beat."
Obviously, the real words have a much more uplifting, child-friendly meaning than the lyrics I'd heard for years.