Saturday, April 30, 2016

Failure

Dear Diary,
Today I learned that I have spent my entire life pronouncing Givenchy incorrectly.

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

5 Ways To Ace Any Class


1. Study

2. Bribe your teacher

3. Beg your teacher

4. Be a genius
































































5. Be a motherfalcon wizard






Falcon image stolen from this video that I don't understand. Wizard hat stolen from Club Penguin

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Wise Quotes

It's taken a while, but now I'm back from the hospital! To celebrate, here are some wise quotes I found:

"Music evokes emotion for which we have no words...
Perhaps my limited lexicon is at fault."
~Some guy

"I went to an Ivy League school.
I'm very highly educated.
I know words.
I have the best words."
~A wise sage